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The latest bitcoin news
Newsflash, the head of the IMF – you know, the people who control all your money – just predicted the end of banking as we know it at a Bank of England conference. Why? Because Bitcoin and cryptocurrency are ushering in the future of finances, and they’re hotter than ever.
For those of you who’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, Bitcoin is a form of digital money that’s easy to use, lightning fast and worth way more than your Nana’ silverware. What was once a shadowy, dubious-seeming currency has now risen to prominence like a true rag to riches story. It’s gotten to the point when even bigwig CEOs like Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs haves started courting the digital money.
You know it’s a big deal when a country as big as China has started dominating all things cryptocurrency, and if you don’t want to get left behind in the dirt, consider investing in it. At the moment, Bitcoin could make it to $6,000 by the end of the year but there’s no knowing when it might crash, which would be the ideal time for you buzzards to swoop in and buy, buy, buy.
How to get Bitcoin
There’s plenty of ways to get your hands on it, starting with using an exchange. Online Exchanges let you buy, sell and trade Bitcoin. Or, if you’d prefer more of a personal touch, look for local sellers in your area and buy it off them.
You could also hit up the closest Bitcoin ATM machine, but if you don’t know the first thing about how, I’d say do your homework first.
Play with bitcoin
But hey, don’t take it from me. I’m not expert. Except that I am. I’m also a bloody degenerate, and I’d say get Bitcoin so you can start using it to play all the great games I’ve got on offer. It’s the easiest deposit method at Joe Fortune Casino – painless, low cost and so fast you’ll get your money in before you can say cryptocurrency (I know, it’s a mouthful).